Raise the black, ye scurvy dogs! We vet every soul bold enough to join our community, judgin’ ye by who’ll vouch for yer mettle and yer pledge to our sacred Community Experience — No cares we give to skin’s shade, body’s cut, sexual flavors, or political squalls — all who are willing to abide by our Community Experience arrr welcome under our black flag. We’re scourin’ the depths, seekin’ only the dirtiest, wildest rogues to match our own blackened hearts!!!
We boldly choose our own!
Raise the black, ye scurvy dogs! We vet every soul bold enough to join our community, judgin’ ye by who’ll vouch for yer mettle and yer pledge to our sacred Community Experience — No cares we give to skin’s shade, body’s cut, sexual flavors, or political squalls — all who are willing to abide by our Community Experience arrr welcome under our black flag. We’re scourin’ the depths, seekin’ only the dirtiest, wildest rogues to match our own blackened hearts!
…so how does this sound thus far?
If the promise of this torrid fellowship and sinful delights ignites yer soul, ready to learn and plunge deeper, cast yer vow below!